so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
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He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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