I'm eating all of the evidence.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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