DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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