I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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