I'm jealous of your bromance
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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