Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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