You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
23 Proposal Horror Stories You Won’t Believe
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.