What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops