Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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