is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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