everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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