I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
