hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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