I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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