we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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