You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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