Please, let me fuck your mom
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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