I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm really busy with my period
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