Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
