Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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