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• (805): View more from California

  Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...

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  And they lived happily ever after....

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• (214): View more from Texas

  new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.

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• (805): View more from California

  Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.

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• (310): View more from California

  Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says

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