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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos

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• (347): View more from New York

  every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works

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