Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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