mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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