so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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