i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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