"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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