Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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