I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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