Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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