you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
