This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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