just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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