i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I think i got beer on your cat.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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