you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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