real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Randomize
