I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You can't motorboat a personality
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
