zippers are such a cool invention
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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