Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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