Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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