yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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