But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The best revenge is premature balding
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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