How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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