We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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