TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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