Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think I died a long time ago.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize