I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
And the cops told us we were all naked.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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