even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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