it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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