why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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