I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Only a mothe r could love this liver
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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