Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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