Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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i dont even know how to be here
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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