i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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