You can't motorboat a personality
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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