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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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