Christians are straight up FREAKS
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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