I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
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I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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