He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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