Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i will never coherently bang her
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Randomize
